Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
i have found my purpose in life and it is spreading this message
I DONT KNOW GOSH DARN I MOST DEFINITELY STARTED AT SEASON 1 WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT LIKE THEY MET AT STANFORD AND CALLED IT EACH OTHER BROTHER LIKE YO YOU MY BRO DUDE HOW DID IT ESCAPE ME FUCKING HELL
I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. They had an older man that they both called ‘dad’ How could you not notice?
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MOTHER KNOWS THAT I WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT PEOPLE
SHE EVEN KNOWS THE NAME OF ONE OF MY FANFICTIONS
MY LIFE IS OVER.
oh my god
I don’t know if I should feel bad for you or laugh
I just saw someone at Haagen-Dazs that looked exactly like Ray. Every time he’d get close I’d blush and look away (because I am secretly a 5 year old) and he totally noticed.
And If I wasn’t going to Europe without wifi I’d write the shit out if this and I’m even worse at asking for…
I wrote this! Not sure if you’ll like it, but hey. Here.
This was made as a response to this post. It stuck in my head, sorry if its not good. But I like it. :) Rayvin ice cream store AU.
Well, I fail completely. This wasn’t meant to be angst, it was meant to be Dayvin (DanxGavinxRay).
Merry Christmas yall! I didn’t really intend to write the story of how Gavin had sex on an airplane, but it kind of happened. Mavinsay. NSFW, I guess. And I don’t know Lindsay that well, she’s not in that many videos AP I’m sorry if this isn’t how she acts at all.
This is what ‘Forever and Always’ had done to me. Gahh I cried so hard.
“Hey dipshit, I’m back.” Michael dropped his jacket on the floor of his apartment, knowing that Gavin was probably somewhere waiting for him to get back from work. Gavin had actually managed to finish all the shit he had to get done on time and left to take a nap while Michael was still stuck editing videos. “Gavin? You here?” Michael had barely walked into the kitchen when a Gavin-shaped missile shot out of their bedroom and latched onto his side.
“Gavin, what are you doing? What- oh my god, are you crying?” It took him a moment to realize that Gavin yes, actually did have tears streaming down his face. Michael had never seen him cry before, it was really unnerving.
AU where Michael and Gavin are dating, and I messed with the timeline of who won the tower of pimps when, just because it works better like this.
“Yes! Finally! I have it!” Gavin danced around the achievement hunter office, giggling madly. He had finally won the tower of pimps.
Michael slouched in his seat, glaring sullenly at the ground. Gavin grabbed his hands, pulling him to his feet before Michael had a chance to resist.